SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN: Has he become Raz the Rumphumper?!?!?

My family and I currently have three cats back home:

Shana (obviously not hard to guess her sex, atleast for most of you), Raz and Dinky (both MALES). Raz and Dinky are brothers.

As I was talking to my mother the other day, she put me on hold because she heard one of the cats crying in the kitchen. When she got inside, low and behold, what did she see before her very eyes? Raz vigorously humping Dinky on the kitchen floor.

With Dinky crying at the top of his little kitty cat lungs, and Raz coming out of the closet along with his incest delights, my mother grabbed Raz and separated the two immediately. No more incestual homosexual cat rapes in that house anymore!

With my mother playing the mediator, as well as making plans to get Dinky and the little fudgepacker neutered, the harmones should slow down and Dinky, with many years of counseling and psychological therapy, should finally be able to live in peace.

While reading this article, you need to ask yourself a serious question. What is the world coming to when a friendly innocent-looking pet kitty cat turns into a homosexual incestual feline over night??? Within the last 48 hrs, neither cat was available for questioning. As for Raz, maybe a name change is in order.

Perhaps "Incest" Lester "the Homosexual Molester"???????

"Meow" will never again sound quite the same as it did before this article.