Attention boys and girls: The Fratority don't fuck around!

Wut up ladies and gents?? I am taking the time to enjoy this beautiful Friday afternoon. Yesterday was such a busy day for me. I thought it would never end. However, it ended on a rather amusing note.

Last night, some friends of mine and I had the best Thursday that has come along for quite some time. The night started off at E 30 in Aaron’s apartment, with only Aaron, Adam “The Sheik” and myself. About an hour later, Ray came to Aaron’s and that’s when we started figuring out where we wanted to go. Around 11:30, Jaime got out of work, so she picked Anna up from her apartment and they both came over to join us at Aaron’s. We were drinking, watching television, listening to music, and a few of us wanted to get a card game started, but we could not get enough people to play.

Shortly after that, we had all decided to go to D court. Soon enough, everyone was at D 15. The people present at D 15 last night were Jaime, Anna, Ray, Kristen, Adam “The Sheik”, Aaron, and The Great One amongst many others. The Sheik had like 50 bottles of Yuengling (and they were not small bottles; 24 oz) so he gave one to each of us out of a select group. I thank The Sheik and give props to him for his courtesy. Aaron, on the other hand, wasted no time and decided that it was his moment to start funneling. Everyone else grabs their beer. A couple people in the apartment informed the rest of us that they were leaving. Automatically, Aaron assumes that we ALL have to leave and funnels his 24 oz bottle of Yuengling within 45 seconds. One minute later, he’s stumbling all over the apartment trying to dance. LOL. This guy was trying to dance?? Walking was obviously enough of a challenge for him at that point! We all love Aaron. Last night, he was the center of attention. It was nice to see everyone having a good time and living it up coming down the stretch of this spring semester. I had a blast and I enjoyed hanging out and be surrounded by some of the best folks in this world today.

A little while ago, I went to N Wing for dinner/social hour with Jaime, Windsor, Ray, Colleen, Anna, and Aaron. Typically, Crazy Mike “The Vegan” eventually joined us and offered up his conventional wisdom for the crowd at hand. All in all, this is a beautiful day. For me, it’s a “not doing jack shit” day. Now and then, you need a day to let loose, clear your head, and do whatever floats your boat. For many people, that is almost every day. But, it happens to be today for me. Feels pretty good too. It’s healthy. You live longer. A short life for me would be devastating to the whole world. This world can not afford to lose such a magnificent living legend. You would no longer be able to obtain my valuable outlook on such an extraordinary website.

It’s time for me to go. I want to relax and do more of whatever I please for the rest of the day. I hope ya’ll have a good weekend. Keep reading. LOL. I should probably stop saying that. My postings and numbers of visitors are enough speak for themselves. Ya’ll know what you really want to read and who you are most curious about. Fortunately, some of the people who read about me can see me on a regular basis or communicate with me on a daily basis. You give respect to those who earn it; those who show you respect. Therefore, I give mad respect to whoever is privileged to be by my side because they’re alright by me I enjoy being around them.

I’m nice. I’m showy. I’m entertaining. And I am THE TRUTH.

I am a delightful SPLENDOR.